I Hate the sound of chuckling of children!

AGH! 

This is Ruthe here!

 And I am MAD as ever! Here I was, doing the weekly cat crossword puzzles from my magazine that I pay good money to enjoy, and I hear this irksome sound outside!

 I poke my head outside to see these annoying, chuckling children----having a darn, good time and, yes, chuckling. Chuckles everywhere! Well, you can imagine that my cat crossword puzzle time was ruined!  Ruined, I say!

 I can't stand the fact that those stinking little children are so full of  joy and so full of chuckles! The sound of the happy little brats and their laughter should be ILLegal!  Don't get me wrong I don't hate children, I just don't want to have to hear them so happy.  Never did like the sound of chuckling children!!

 I want to go over and say "QUIT YOUR CHUCKLIN',  YOU DANG  KIDS!".  

In fact, now that I got myself all worked up and mad I best get out there and give those kids a piece of my mind!  Even if it's too humbug, what choice does a worked up woman have? So I put my beloved cat crossword puzzle high on the fridge so nothing bad will happen to it. And I put my favorite cat pencil in it's cat pencil container that i got after saving oat bran boxtops.  

Those kids are gonna GET IT.....

Okay, I'm back, and I gotta draw me a bath and get me a new permanent from the drug store.  Them dang kids threw tomatoes and eggs at me.  And, liquid detergent.  Darn ruined my newly colored hair from Loreal.  How did they get all those weapons so fast?  All I did was walk over to them with my slingshot.  They knocked it out of my hands with one big tomato.  Them kids are good shots.  I suspect they practice all the time on innocent old ladies like me.

Chuckling children really irk me.  I'm thinkin' of leavin' the neighborhood.  Anyone want me as a neighbor??

Your lovin' anti-children-chucklin- friend,

RUTHIE PENELOPE GERTRUDE MCMURGATROID HENRY