The Secret Criminal Clubpenguin

(I am so wierd and have to much free time!)I have been a long-time player of club penguin and have found some pretty funny things there. Before there was all this pretending to steal thing in Club Penguin. Penguin started talking about themselves in third person! For example: a penguin says "drops penny on the ground".Most penguins say they do this because they can't make specific moves. A penguin with no special clothes on can only wave,sit,dance, and throw a snow ball.

Speaking in third person evolved to pretend to shoplifting. For example a penguin stands in front of another penguin with a purse and says" Steals purse"(they don't actually get anything though, because they are just saying things.).Some penguins might get away with this ,although not me.I was experimenting and I stole a vase in someones igloo and then some penguin named 'Linzz queen ' says" punches in the face" How evil is that?! She pretended to punch me in the face!It wasn't even her vase!

p.s. I am actually good friend with linzz queen.

(It  kinda looks like the penguin is punchng)